Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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