Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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