Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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