I molested 6 butterflies tonight
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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