yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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