I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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