Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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