omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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