a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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