Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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