I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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