yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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