that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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