Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your tits are I can't wait for
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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