btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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