so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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