Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
