on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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