Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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