yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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