Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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