i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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