OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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