i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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