Dual....:-)
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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