Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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