Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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