NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
