I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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