Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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