So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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