Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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