idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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