i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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