there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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