I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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