The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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