Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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