dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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