if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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