I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You don't make any sense
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