yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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