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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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