Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Randomize
