just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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