Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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