You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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