Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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