Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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