She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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