Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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